L-

ME: (writing Leo's name in crayon on a napkin) Leo, what comes after L?

HIM: M.

ME: (trying to figure out if it is a) the unbelievably early manifestation of my nerdy wordplay/smart aleck/subversive loophole gene, or b) just really sad the time it took for me to realize he was talking about the alphabet and I was just missing it.) Oh yeah. M.